By Sorbus
“Sorry Sir, a what or a what?” I craned my neck, turning my head around to clarify what I thought I’d heard. . .
“A catheter or a diaper. You know, a tube you piss through or a highly absorbent padded underwear that you piss into. I don’t want you pissing yourself in the middle of the night.” Sir squeezed his arms tightly around me, subtly reinforcing that while he was giving me a choice, a ‘thanks but no thanks’ was definitely NOT one of the options! “I’m curious to see which one you’ll pick, so I’m giving you the choice this first time. But don’t expect it every time. After tonight, it’ll always be my choice.”
The sun had fully set at this point, and the mountain air was cooling quickly. And the water along with it.
“Whichever you prefer, Sir?” I said, with a bit of a squeak in my voice. To be candid, I really, really didn’t want either! At least if I got him to make the decision for me, I’d have somebody else to blame, right?
